wat Ways of killing the person above u?

[kwekhc007]

follow the title of the thread and still didn't understood the rules of this game:the method that you want to kill the person above you?
Uses of emoticons are allow... NO SPAMMING.... NO vulgarities...

[DrHeLlScreaM]

poke his eyes with safety needle

[kwekhc007]

Swallow 100 soap bars to clean ur intestine and stomach out

[DrHeLlScreaM]

rip his heart

[SuicideJoe]

sacrifice him xD

[kwekhc007]

let gays rape him till death~~~!!

[SuicideJoe]

shove a shotgun down his throat and pull the triger

[DrHeLlScreaM]

take his soul

[SuicideJoe]

put him over a spit fire

[Ninja]

slice his head open take the brain and eat it.

[JoeMamaInk]

hugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kwekhc007]

flushed him down the ladies' toilet bowl~~!!!

[JoeMamaInk]

...not a bad way to go actualy... but...

takes a hacksaw and cuts off leg, just one, then takes him into my toolshed and shows him my hedge trimers, then shows him latest playboy magizine then when he's... happy.... shows him what hedgetrimmers are used for... rterimming down hedges... mwwaaaahahahahahahahahahhahaaaaaaa.... was that to much?

[Tslip]

yeah. that was much...
But I would give you Carbon Monoxide poisoning.
Killin' Ya Softly.

[kwekhc007]

feed you with laughing gas and deprive u from oxygen...DIE laughing!!!!

[DrHeLlScreaM]

suffocate him with a plastic bag

[kwekhc007]

make 1million army ants crawl to him and slowly devour him...

[DrHeLlScreaM]

pierce his chest with a screwdriver

[kwekhc007]

Hang u upside down make u see X-rated for 3 mth burst ur brain with blood rushing to ur head

[RrR]

Glue knives to both hands, give an aphrodisiac, let him cut himself to death from being itchy. :3

[kwekhc007]

Used the Glued knives to stab the perpetrator 1st for that and self relieve

[JoeMamaInk]

cuts off sirculation to left pinkie finger untill it falls off mwwwaaaaaahhahahahahaahaha

[kwekhc007]

Kitty load the artic warfare and fire the at close range and give bulleye on the headshot

[DrHeLlScreaM]

decapitate him with the back of a knife

[kwekhc007]

oh boi we all have murderous minds here......take a fishing line dip with melted glass and slain the throat with it painlessly with blood gushing out~

[JoeMamaInk]

Tomahawk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kwekhc007]

Fires a Tomahawk Cruise missile at the person with nuke warhead vaporise the body~

[DrHeLlScreaM]

drag him to my fav bar and make him drink what i do

[kwekhc007]

forced him to gulp down 10000 mugs of graveyard cocktails with 1000 tequila and 10000 vodka

[JoeMamaInk]

idk... gives him ouchy

[kwekhc007]

slam a marlboro billboard onto his head

[JoeMamaInk]

lockes in cage with scorpions and rattlesnakes

[kwekhc007]

stick his head into the den of hornets coated with honey and sweet

[JoeMamaInk]

-.- shoots him... not so brilient but gets the job done

[kwekhc007]

drop a 500lb woman onto him naked....smashh....oooohh~!

[JoeMamaInk]

nooooooooooooooooo! fine! then drops 500Ib man on you mwaaahahahahahahaha

[kwekhc007]

oh...Joe and I been killing each other.....tied up him with a 500lb transex lunatic face to face and lock them up into 500ºF hot sauna for 12 hr

[Tslip]

Kick you in to the sauna before you shut the door. Killing two birds with one stone. Feel the Heatso-hot~

[kwekhc007]

Open the door....come out, push the person in, close the door, lock it and seal it tight...raise the room temperature by 500ºF for 24 hrs....dry crisp~~it's-hot

[JoeMamaInk]

... i had escaped since i wasnt there in the first place
*sends sonic the headghog out on you and he spinballs a hole threugh youre gut*!!!!!!!!!

[kwekhc007]

*throws into pool of sulphuric acid...even the bones are dissolved~~!

[JoeMamaInk]

..........ummm....... TAMAHAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kwekhc007]

throw him down from the top storey of the empire state buildingbring-it-on

[JoeMamaInk]

... grabs you wile falling off and uses you as sheild so you die and i dont! aha!!!!!!

[kwekhc007]

sees the polar bear on the iceberg is hungry....drugged the person tied up and feed to the polar bear

[JoeMamaInk]

.......... two TAMAHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kwekhc007]

dropped the person into a pool of transex.....infected with AIDS to rape him!!!

[JoeMamaInk]

drugs you with a drugg that makes you temperarily parilized but leaves all the pain and cuts you up one limb at a trime till i completely cut youre heart out and the aganizing pain goes away!!!!!!- i went this far cuz you put a sexualy tranzmitted disease in you last one and something raped me and i have an unatral fear of sexualy transmitted desieses and rape so i might just have to report youre post to make me feel better and if it doesnt i'ma gunna sue you!!!!!!!!!!... but prbobly not

[kwekhc007]

*let the person screwed by 1000 well built muscular gays gorillas till bleed to death

[JoeMamaInk]

i'm not gunna continue this game or kill you untill you apoligise kwek, apoligise in both threads you hurt me in! this one for listing two of my fears in one death and the other for making fun of me!

[kwekhc007]

disintergrated....to last ash

[JoeMamaInk]

apoligise kwek...

[fallen2you]

Ties himself to fireworks and dies with a sparkilly bang.

[Tslip]

Eyes disintegrate and starts to bleed from eye sockets and ears. Bleeding to death.

[kwekhc007]

use a barbecue skewer and pierce through right into the heart

[SuicideJoe]

HE grenade down his throat

[kwekhc007]

....U forgot to pull the pin off... Stuff a remote dynamite into the arsehole... run 100m away and *boom*evil~

[Trollsorcerer]

Get my Pirate friends to take care of him.

[kwekhc007]

drugged.....slowly use the surgical knife open chest...get the heart out and throw into the trash bin

[fallen2you]

Attacked by a shark, lives, but is then hit by a boat

[Tslip]

Throw into a dark room and lock the door locking him in for eternity

[kwekhc007]

infect the person with both H1N1 and H1N5.....and lock in him up into a sealed chamber till dead

[fallen2you]

Dies from cuteness overload from looking at all the kitty pics

[kwekhc007]

send kitty scratches at ur throat with deep wound

[fallen2you]

slips and falls out a 10th story window

[kwekhc007]

takes a surgical knife and slick around your throat with swift cut.....wooo blood gushing out

[fallen2you]

gets aids from the blood and dies slowly or how ever aids works.

[Tslip]

confuses you with how AIDS works and gives you a brain aneurysm that you die from

[kwekhc007]

drop a 10kg safe deposit box onto the head

[Ninja]

put him in a box safely locked filled with SARS and throw it in the sea! oooohh.!

[kwekhc007]

*tie up and throws into the river infested with crocodiles

[fallen2you]

goes to the zoo and the tigers escape and eat him

[Ninja]

saw kweks face and died. :)

[fallen2you]

another ninja comes down and stabs till dead

[DrHeLlScreaM]

pay someone to beat him to death

[kwekhc007]

pour kerosene onto him and set him on fire

[JoeMamaInk]

sends harem after kwek to saduce him and after he's fallen into a sex coma they take terns stabing him!

[kwekhc007]

sends an army of gays harem and rape him till die

[Tslip]

pay that same harem twice the amount to turn on there previous employer and do the same thing they did 2 JoeMama

[Done25]

*Uses a knife to make your face look like your avatar*

[Tslip]

Take a bottle of Bleach and pour it down your throat. I hope it gives u that clean feeling.

[SuicideJoe]

C4 in your pants

[kwekhc007]

last killing post i gonna put...then u guys kill each other....*throw 42" CRT TV at the person above

[Harijaja]

Tie you to a chair and making u watch cute kittens being killed, then get a horde of furious cats to rip u appart.

[SuicideJoe]

strap a bomb to a cat and send it to you

[JoeMamaInk]

pokes you for a thousend years untill you die from aganizing poking!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ninja]

MY LAST KILLING POST! GET A MIRROR LOOKIE2 THEN DIE. (i know u know what i meant)
or u can just LOOK AT KWEK'S FACE THEN DIEE! =)

[JoeMamaInk]

no nija nooooo why it youre last post (and so this no count as spamming) tamahawk! i kill you

[fallen2you]

Dies from watching to much youtube (now kisuke is mine)

[Tslip]

Convinces Kisuke to kill you in your sleep.

[JoeMamaInk]

...dont bring kisuke into this girls...
steals kisuke from you and watches as you die from heart brake!!!!

[Tslip]

Shoots in the head with a .45 at point blank range

[JoeMamaInk]

bean there done that, thnk of something new already like, suficates with 500 pound crocidile woman

[Harijaja]

Put u on a melting iceberg surrounded by polar bears so they rip u apart while u drown.

[kwekhc007]

feed the person with 1000 opium seeds....

[Ninja]

lookie2 at KWEKY's face

[Tslip]

Give you a free ticket to Britain... then, tamper with the plane that you get on, having you fall to your death in the Atlantic ocean.

[kwekhc007]

get a rapier and pierce thru the heart...laugh-ol

[Harijaja]

Jail you in a dark place, with nothing in it, not even light and come from time to time to cut parts of ur body while trying to keep you alive for the longest time, until yo have almost nothing left, then release u and watch u suffer and come one day and inject you HIV.

[kwekhc007]

throws into the den of lions and eat the person up

[Harijaja]

Tame the lions and send then to eat his family and then him.

[Tslip]

Have my spirit posses u and have u jump over a cliff! ya, cliffs!!wee~

[fallen2you]

The same spirit posses you and makes you jump in a volcano

[Tslip]

Ah hah. A spirit cannot posses a spirit. But I rig your car for when you unlock and shut ur door it goes boom.

[fallen2you]

summons the power rangers to defeat you

[Harijaja]

Make u watch the Teletubbies until ur eyes bleed and u die.

[Tslip]

Have the Transformer take you down, and out. because you just lost the game

[Harijaja]

Fart in ur face till u choke

[fallen2you]

perfumes to death

[Harijaja]

Sing the Barney song till commit suicide

[Tslip]

Ask Big Bird to rape u to death

[fallen2you]

digs your heart out with a spoon (a wooden one)

[Harijaja]

Cut through ur torso with a un-sharped and rusty saw. Then watch u die of tetanus.

[kwekhc007]

Tie u up totally in chain and locked in cage in a room with a broadband computer 5 metres from you and leave u inside for 20 days without food

[Harijaja]

Trow you in a room with a computer with Dial-up internet with only one message to send for help (Opps i picked up the phone accidentally :P)

[HellLord2000]

f... you with a Jackhammer ^^

[Harijaja]

Burn all ur hentai and watch u jump in the fire trying to save it, just to die in agony and pain.

[Tslip]

Stand over you after I kicked you in the flames because you liked his hentai

[Harijaja]

Plead for help, knowing you will jump out of guilt and then grab you for u to burn too.

[SuicideJoe]

uses a lightsaber to cut your head off for burning hentai

[kwekhc007]

use the ironman proton cannon and vaporise u!PWN~

[SuicideJoe]

use the deathstar on you

[kwekhc007]

*takes a railgun and shoot thru your stomach with it*

[SuicideJoe]

*drags you into team fortress 2 and surrounds you with gay sex sprays*

[JoeMamaInk]

sends pikachu to zap you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tslip]

Take that pokeball and shove it...down your throat and watch you choke.

[JoeMamaInk]

sends anol probe pokeball in (you know wear) and snorlax pops out imploding you! mwaaahahaha

[Tslip]

Kill you after taking u to the Digi world and leaving you there for all eternity to run for your life

[JoeMamaInk]

makes hamtaro chew through youre skull!

[fallen2you]

sends Mario to mushroom u to death

[kwekhc007]

throw a tortise shell at you to shrink then squish u

[Tslip]

send a bom-bom to be your friend for as long as the fuse is lit. Then have him explode killing you with the love of a friend

[Harijaja]

Have ur own avatar kill u. (OMG kwekhc007 ur avatar makes me hungry)

[Tslip]

Turn u in to a bun and have Kwekh's avatar eat u

[Harijaja]

Leave a note with your name in it saying that it had HIV so he kills u (his sig makes me even hungrier but commenting on that will make u boring and predictable)

[kwekhc007]

stuff u with lots of melons buns till u suffocateS!

[Harijaja]

Turn u into an emo (now lets the arms cut begin!!)

[fallen2you]

truns you into a zombie and you get killed by francis

[Tslip]

cover you in syrup and have u eat your self

[kwekhc007]

make u drink down a cup of tea poisoned with arsenic....~

[Tslip]

Make u continuously drink water until u die from water poisoning ( and yes u can die from drinking to much water)

[SuicideJoe]

freeze you in liquid nirtogen and bash you with a pole

[kwekhc007]

*throw you into the volcano pit of molten lava...!!!!!swim!!!

[Harijaja]

Infect you with Ebola

[fallen2you]

give u a pig with H1N1 and u get inffected and die

[Tslip]

Get your mother to talk about you in public, and you die from embarresment

[fallen2you]

throw u in a hive of killer bees

[Tslip]

throw you into the amazon river, and an Anaconda comes and eats you

[kwekhc007]

send birds to infect you with H1N5 and then at the same time Shut and lock u up with pigs which are infected with H1N1.

[SuicideJoe]

puts a xenomorph face hugger on your face

[Harijaja]

Serve u as an offering to the god of sun

[kwekhc007]

Serve u as an offering to the god of sun

The sun of cover his face today...becos today its eclipse day...
I will Burn u to sacrifice to the moon!!!

[Harijaja]

Kill u with your own bad grammar :P

[kwekhc007]

Kill you with your own hand covering your nose till u suffocate to death

[Harijaja]

Put a letter in your back saying "I hate US" and drop u in a busy NY street.

[Tslip]

Say that you were a terrorist in a major US city

[Harijaja]

Say u are Nazi and trow u in Israel.

[Tslip]

hire an assassin to kill u

[Harijaja]

Pay more to the assassin

[kwekhc007]

tied u up and throw you into the pits of giant army ants (appeared in Indiana Jones & the Crystal Skull)

[Harijaja]

Use the power of the skull to control them and them at u.

[kwekhc007]

snatch away the skull and direct the ants back to you

[JoeMamaInk]

takes can opener and opens a can... then takes the can and spills the contents of that can on youre face... and the contents of the can... is buscle sprouts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuicideJoe]

take a flame thrower and burn the brusell sprouts and then burn you

[kwekhc007]

takes a magum and fire it at your head at close range!!bang!

[JoeMamaInk]

puts u in a vat of peanut buter and u drowns of peanut buter!!!!!!!!! mwwaaaaahahahahaha

[fallen2you]

takes a bow and arrow and uses u for a target

[Harijaja]

Trow u into a black hole

[Ninja]

put u to a room full of gays. now thats a nightmare.

[Harijaja]

Tell the gays u are nice and tight so they come at you instead :P

[kwekhc007]

throw you into a room with 100 vigara fed gays and locked you up and seal tight the room....~hehe~

[SuicideJoe]

call in airstrike on your position

[kwekhc007]

Shoot down your airstrike and fires 1000 missiles at you

[fallen2you]

have ur avatar beat the carp out of you

[JoeMamaInk]

....makes you watche a marothon of life time movies till you rot and ur brains exploid!!!!!!!

[fallen2you]

hires a ninja to sneek into ur house and stab u to death

[JoeMamaInk]

makes you watch a marothon of horible old cartoons like gargoyals and sonic underground till youre brain melts

[fallen2you]

makes u watch just the fillers in Bleach and Naruto untill u die

[Harijaja]

Say Iran u say the suck and trow u at them

[kwekhc007]

throw you to North Korea...with the words tattooed on your face " I hate North Korea" "I love USA"

[SuicideJoe]

take away your cake xD

[Harijaja]

Tie you to a truck then go to rocky mountains while you hanging and hitting on the floor.

[SuicideJoe]

put you in a concrete room with a small window overlooking a nudest beach full of girls

[JoeMamaInk]

put you in a concrete room with a small window overlooking a nudest beach full of girls

i dont get it.. how does that kill someone... banned for making no scence!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuicideJoe]

it makes plenty of sense... the guy cant get to the girls so he dies cause of it
banned for saying i make no sense xD

[JoeMamaInk]

banned for killing someone in such a fasion

[SuicideJoe]

but its the best form of killing i could come up with xD
kill you in the same method

[JoeMamaInk]

0.0 ow yeah... that was a blond moment... wrong thread... no bann more kill... sorry...
puts you in concret with a small window overlooking a nudest beach full of men!

[Tslip]

Throw you into a river full of leeches

[kwekhc007]

Crush you using a 5 ton steel container with you underneath

[manga_lover_4ever]

Grab an axe and chop your head of. (old fashion but it gets the job done)

[Harijaja]

Hit u with a plastic baseball bat

[kwekhc007]

stuff ur face into a transe's CUP G cleavage to suffocate while the the transe rapes you!!!

[Harijaja]

Put ur face in a electric polisher.

[JoeMamaInk]

makes you watch Hana montana live untill you exploid

[kwekhc007]

*tied you up and locked u up in a dark room and show u the movie "Brokeback mountain" for 1 week

[Harijaja]

Send Hannibal Lecter to you.

[JoeMamaInk]

idk, tamahawk!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tslip]

If you have tamahawk, I have a Chainsaw, and it ain't used for cuttin wood.

[kwekhc007]

*pound warhammer to smash your skull!!

[DrHeLlScreaM]

spam his e-mail to death

[kwekhc007]

*send a letter fill with anthrax spores...*

[Tslip]

*Sends cake with smallpox in it*

[Tetralix]

Hi Kwek, Billy Mays here! You just got vanished by Oxiclean.
http://i31.tinypic.com/2hqfakg.jpg

[kwekhc007]

*forces down a gallon of bleach down your throat*

[lilcutiepie]

Poiaions your food and watches you collapse in agony

Fun

[DrHeLlScreaM]

beat her to death with her keyboard

[Harijaja]

Will u blend??? yes u did!!

[Tslip]

Did someone call for an exterminator? *put's rat poison in food*

[SuicideJoe]

im thinking a fireball would be good about now xD
*throws fireball at you*

[JoeMamaInk]

spews toxic pioson on you, and watches as skin disolves

[DrHeLlScreaM]

dismember him with a kitchen knife

[JoeMamaInk]

sends charizard after you, and it doesnt work like team rocket makes it look... you get burned... and you stay burned mwwaaaaaahahahahahhaha

[DrHeLlScreaM]

give him rep points to death

[JoeMamaInk]

gets kiaten to ban you and you die of lack of hut

[DrHeLlScreaM]

pour some gasoline on him and light the candle <3

[JoeMamaInk]

takes kidny and puts in ice water bathtub

[Harijaja]

Drown you in petroleum like the bird u have in ur sig

[kwekhc007]

drop you from 2000 feet height without the parachute

[Tslip]

leave you on the plane after telling the pilot that you will kill him if he stays. Mayday, mayday were going down...boom!!!

[kwekhc007]

slice of your head using a extreme sharp katana.....*head plop plop down roll onto the floor*

[Harijaja]

Tell MJ fans u killed him.

[Tslip]

I don't knowif I can top that one. Hummph.... got it. I'll tell an MJ fan that you said that he wasn't all that good. Let the massacre being.

[Shadowbutterfly]

Tell MJ fans that both of you killed him and thought he was horrible.

[Tslip]

Just when you think ya killed me. I make you kill yourself out of grief for bringing MJ into your plot.

[Harijaja]

Tell MJ fans u said Britney Spears sing better than him and that Justin Timberlake is the true king of pop....O_o

[fereality]

Leave a bottle of gin outside your door with a tripwire connected to a spring loaded hatchet

[Ninja]

gave u a BIG PORTRAIT of MJ with his nose broken and his skin as white as a t-shirt. (that looks scary)

[kwekhc007]

smash 3 times your head with super carbonized Ceramic tile

[DrHeLlScreaM]

kick him violently in the head

[JoeMamaInk]

makes you wathc siezure vidoes!

[Tslip]

Tell my dog chico that your today's lunch

[fallen2you]

throw u in the ocean and put jaws in with u

[XxKisukexX]

Burn your eyeballs out, light you on fire, wait 30 seconds, put the out, tear off your limbs one by one, wait till you bleed out, then give you a hug.

[fallen2you]

hugs u to death XD

[XxKisukexX]

Sicks a horde of zombies on you.

[fallen2you]

sends the power rangers to kill u

[Shadowbutterfly]

Send a massive army of evil pink Furbies to talk to you until you go insane and die from it. :D

[kwekhc007]

*gagged you up and shut you tight into a steam pressure cooking pot and turn it on to max !!

[XxKisukexX]

Boil you in ramen like in your sig.

[Shadowbutterfly]

Couldn't bring myself to kill you. :D
So tickle you until you faint. >.>

[XxKisukexX]

-Glomps to death, then uses Phoenix Down and a Max Potion- ^.^

[Tslip]

send you a "special" cake for your birthday. Arsenic, very tasty.

[Shadowbutterfly]

Summon Bahamut on you.
:D

[XxKisukexX]

Summon Eden on Shadow

[Tslip]

Say that you are a devil and get Dante to take care of you

[XxKisukexX]

O_o, well I'm f****ed. Hmmm....Stick you in a chamber and tell you that I want to play a game.

[Tslip]

Tell the people from the asylum that they can come and pick up there patient. They take you away and you are never seen again

[Shadowbutterfly]

Tell Dante you know something about his father and won't tell him because you think he's a girly man.
Ta ta Tslip. D":

[XxKisukexX]

-Summons Alucard to kill Tslip-